eightysix

so. Iwas sick the past week.
burnt my weekends sleeping away. ugh!

here’s what happened today.
I was having class when a group of my students started guessing each other’s blood types based on this article that one of the students found. Having successfully identifying each others’  they decide a more challenging target, ME!

S: Teacher, (*looks at the iphone) Your blood type is A right.
M: No!
S:  NO? but you look uncomfortable all the time, likes to do thing yourself and quite sensitive.
M: yeah but still no.
S: then type B?
M: what makes you think so?
S:  when you meet a bad maths question, you spend half an hour trying to get it right. other students think you’re cold and weird.
M: I’m not weird. and No. I’m not a B.

Here comes the more epic part

S:  then must be AB.
M: why must?
S: because you’re hard to classify. you have characteristics on both ends.

and it doesn’t end here.

M: no. I’m an O blood.
S: LIE! O blood are outgoing, energetic and social. They like to listen to people and have very high level of confidence.

S: Teacher, you have none of those!

My students, ladies and gentlemen. nice aren’t they.
with kids like these, who needs diplomas and degrees

with that, goodnight.